Jimon jitō mugen kugen yabai
Zashō anshō ni noriagete iru
Zentōyō kara arata na itami o
Kyōyū shitagaru jōhō baipasu
Shūsoku dekinai fujōri suku mizu
Toshabutsu funshutsu mōsō defuragu
Zenpō fuchūi ganmen hōkai
Dō demo ī kedo makaron tabetai
Shogyō mujō no rizumu ni awasete
Wan tsū suteppu de joshiryoku agereba
Yuru fuwa sōshoku aisare tamōte
Sō ōse ni te wa sōraedo mo
Shūshoku dekinai muri gēpasu shite
Mensetsu bakkure kōshō ketsuretsu
Keitai funshitsu seishin kaimetsu
(*Jiritsushin ni mondai ga aru kamoshiremasen)
Pera pera na gotaku narabechatte
Kekkyoku osu mesu ōtotsu sasutte kimochi yoku naritai dake nara
Sono bō no yō na mono de watashi o nagutte
Akai hana ga sakimidarete
Watashi wa nōshō sakuretsu gāru
Sā kurutta yō ni odorimashō
Dōse hyakunengo no imagoro ni wa
Minna shinjatte nda kara
Furueru watashi o dakishimete
Motto hageshiku nōshiru bunpitsu sasetara
Tsuki no mukō made icchatte
(*Kono denwa bangō wa...genzai tsukawarete orimasen)
Ichimon ittō karisuma bengoshi
How-to moto o keriagete iru
Sutaba de kyarameru koi yatsu tanonde
Doya kao shitagaru Tōkyō baiasu
Ryōsan aidoru ichiren takushō
O-matsuri dōkeshi ren'ai NG
Koakuma meiku de shokakusei ya shite
Sanji no oyatsu wa makaron tabemasu
Surappu bēsu no kizami ni awasete
Harakiri Fujiyama geisha ga utaeba
Omowazu joshikai tobīri sansen
Suītsu me atete tsuīto hikaeme
Nijikai yakiniku gotanda
Gugutte jōjaku uirusu kansen
Usugata garakē ninen de kaiyaku
(*Anshō bangō o mō ichido o-tashikame kudasai)
Temaneki sarete shippo futteru
Jūjun na koinu mitai na kawaii sa wa saisho kara motometenai kara
Sono asanawa de watashi no karada o shibatte
Maruki-do-Sado makura shigoto
Watashi wa nōshō sakuretsu gāru
Sā kurutta yō ni odorimashō
Dōse hyakunengo no imagoro ni wa
Minna shinjatte 'nda kara
Imasugu watashi o dakishimete
Motto bisho bisho nōnai mayaku ni oborete
Sora no kanata e kogidashite
Sā kurutta yō ni odorimashō
Kitto hyakunengo no watashi wa
Bishōjo ni umare kawatteru hazu dakara sa
Furukusai karada wa nugisutete
Motto hageshiku nōshiru bunpitsu sasetara
Tsuki no mukō made icchatte
