TERRANCE
Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka
Your a cock sucking, ass licking Uncle Fucka
You're an Uncle Fucka, yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you
PHILLIP
Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, Uncle Fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long
FART DANCE SOLO
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP
Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka
You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle Fucka
TERRANCE
You're a uncle fucka, I must say.
PHILLIP
Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP
Uncle Fucka, That's YOU (U) N - C - L - E FUCK YOU!
Uncle Fucka!