Going to the zoo today
To watch the baby monkeys play
The penguin tank is all the rage
But who’s that by the lion cage
It’s Kevin Steen, Kevin Steen
He’s a Zoo Enthusiast
It’s Kevin Steen, Kevin Steen
He thinks they are the grooviest
He don’t need no excuses
He just gets in his car and rides
He’s got a fever and the only prescription
IS GOING TO THE ZOO
I hear a scream from over yonder
So over yonder I do wander
And I do spot a troubling sight
People running left and right
The warden grabs me by the collar
And into my face the warden hollers
HURRY UP AND RUN YOU STUPID JERK
THERE’S A MONKEY ON THE LOOSE AND HE’S GOING BERSERK!
But Kevin is already in control
He’s got the monkey in his sights
He laughs in the face of danger and he gives the monkey
A PACKAGE PILEDRIVER
It’s Kevin Steen, Kevin Steen
He’s a Zoo Enthusiast
It’s Kevin Steen, Kevin Steen
He thinks they are the grooviest
Everybody freezes in total suprise
And look at Kevin with tears in their eyes
They beg him PLEASE SIR WE LOVE YOU
YOU MUST STAY AND PROTECT THE ZOO
But Kevin just laughs and tells him he must leave
For there are other zoos that must be saved
BUT BEFORE I GO MY CHILDREN
IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW MY NAME
It’s Kevin Steen, Kevin Steen
I’m a Zoo Enthusiast
Kevin Steen, Kevin Steen
I think they are the grooviest
