The hallways at the prep
The house of mirrors
We laugh at them because
Well I don't know why
Hahaha
Chime the giddy freshman
As I come in only to take the attendance
Hahaha
Sings the photo of the skateboarder
Above the dean of men's office
My aunt my own blood was in hysterics
As she tried to find the underground
Through silicone and twenty-five year old boyfriends
Hahaha
She laughed all the way to the ticket booth
And I couldn't bring myself to laugh at her
When she got out
So what am I supposed to say