If you're uncomfortable with coming out
Just listen to what I says-bian
Whatever anyone thinks of gays
Everyone loves a lesbian
Everybody loves a lesbian, honey
Norton's passe, Ellen's funny
Let those Baptists think what they like
There's nothing, no, nothing quite like a dyke
It's so wrong when you see boys kissing
But girl on girl See what you're missing
Lindsay Lohan never stopped traffic
Till she rode Sam Ronson and came out Sapphic!
Everybody loves a lesbian, baby
You'll shout "Yes!" during sex not "Maybe!"
Camp is cliche Lezzers have class
You'll never find us cottaging for George Michael's ass
So what if our haircuts make us all look the same
At least we don't give the Catholic Church a bad name
No gay looks great in a girly frock
All ladies look lovely in a strap-on cock...
One more time!
Everybody loves a lesbian, baby
A muff-diving, rough-driving, car-fixing lady
Come on out, join us in heaven
We'll soon be eating brunch off Pam St Clement!
