Текст песни MC LiquidСтул - Не растут усы

I’m 19 years old and haven’t got a mustache yet
Do not sell booze, do not blowjob
I asked Bati how to grow a mustache
He said to start buy men's underpants,
Hu-le in a thong you scum chasing
So you scare any mustache
I accepted the batin’s advice calmly,
I bought pants with the symbolism of Volvo.
But the mustache, bitch, never grows.
Mom said - fuck in the institute.
There he asked the professor about the mustache
He told me: the salaga is not piss
You need more often chick-e-bang,
Will the mustache stand like a dick
Immediately went to shoot a prostitute
Pimp told me wait a minute
A granny came out by the name of Gu-ta
With the stigmas of the young ji-gi-ta
I immediately gave her a sweaty thousand,
She offered a fuck in a-nal
I heard nothing about al-nal
In a flash, her ass all over
I put my tongue into her asshole
She yelled you fool
she said that jo-poo is not washing
And that my face is now all in the slop,
He looked in the mirror - his mustache,
He dressed men's underpants instantly
And popped a funny home
So dude, my mustache, learn the secret