Текст песни Гражданин Поэт - Огурец-убийца

Today, who keeps the Motherland

More reliable than others?

Let's look.

I'm afraid to guard its borders

One is left -

Onishchenko.

Not once, not ten

native people

His savvy

rescued from Georgian wines,

from the most predatory sprats

And from

Maidan fat.

Now he saw

something out there

Hoping to get here

In the teeth

squeezing

intestinal strain

Creeps

killer cucumber.

In reply

Gennady roared with a roar,

Everywhere

looking for fangs of enemies

And all the boundaries

in one jerk

Closed

for an alien vegetable.

Now

at the sight of his ticks

The tradesman rolls a barrel,

What supposedly

without import

of vegetables

We do not have enough in Russia.

Signs of panic are strange to us.

Not scary to us

nothing at all!

Will not be enough? Yes more

than half the country

We are without exception

vegetables!

Lying on the grass

stand

hang

Make noise

on tv things ...

Where was once

The Cherry Orchard -

Now

ridge vegetable!

Grow

weighted and powerful.

Bacteria them -

Is it a hindrance?

The cereals are withered

the mushrooms are gone

And the fruits have long left.

A vegetable everywhere in ten years

Arranged for himself

camp. No more reliable

no flesh,

And harder

Russian vegetable.

His climate did not finish.

Manure around -

crescendo!

And the first channel

and second channel

He is irrigated generously.

Fanned with nitrate

washed to a shine

Able to say beautifully:

Shove it into a vegetable cutter,

And he says:

- Thank!

Rob

to fuck

cook

salt -

What other business do you want?

We are the world

getting ready to fill up

In excess

Russian vegetable.