Текст песни Глыга - Сразу Здох

Ate borsch
Choked on cabbage
Choked and immediately died
Ate cabbage soup
Choked on a spoon
Choked and immediately died
Sat on a chair
There were two of them
I chose the wrong one and died
Washed
Slipped on the soap
Dead in the middle of washing

What
For my life
She's full of pain
She is full of death
Bye

Ate the dog
Choked on my sister
Choked and immediately the son
Sat down to sleep
Fell asleep too much
So I fell asleep that I immediately died
Jumped
From a great height
Miraculously survived and immediately died
Won
Million in the lottery
Received a prize and immediately died

What
For my life
She's full of pain
She is full of death
Bye

I was thinking how to end the song
I wrote the text and immediately died