Most famous backup in the world
We’re not sure if you’ve had sex with a girl
You barely played, but that’s alright
Your biggest fan is Jesus Christ
They sat you down, strung you along
Now’s your chance, to prove them wrong
Tebow Tebow, released from the Jets
Tebow Tebow, you’re a Patriot
Tebow Tebow, it’s Tom Brady’s show
Will you play? I don’t think so …
You were on the Jets, your arm is a mess
You can’t throw a pass, so they started Sanchez
You’ve got your old Heisman but you still got fired
You got a new job, now you’re back in the news
You bought some new Uggs to fill Tom Brady’s shoes
Cuz you hate the Jets
So does Bill Belichick
It’s your chance to impress
So now learn to throw
I said, now learn to throw
Tebow Tebow, released from the Jets
Tebow Tebow, you’re a Patriot
Tebow Tebow, it’s Tom Brady’s show
Will you play? I said hell no …
New New New New New New England