Performed by Sara Niemietz
It may look like
I'm in the pink, to you.
Take a closer look…
Really I'm blue, so blue.
Why do I feel I'm
stuck up a tree?
My lovin' feline's been fe-lying to me!
Should I forgive you,
Or just leave you Flat?
Not very nice, ya know
to tease a pink pussy-cat.
Thought your prowlin'
was over, but gee…
My lovin' feline's been fe-lying to me!
Don' wanna spit and yowl
Don' wanna sound bitter--
But you dumped my heart like a clump of old kitty litter
You didn't treat me like a good tom cat should,
Well, I hope the vet catches ya, and he fixes ya good!
Good-bye my tabby,
Cuz we two are through!
I got eight more lives,
Won't waste none o' them on you!
There's other catfish
around in the sea
I'm done with felines
been fe-lying to me!
I'm scratchin' eyes out,
That's my guarantee
If one more feline
starts fe-lyin'
to
Meeeee!