Lord if i was the devil
i'd put a curse on you
if i was an angel
lord i'd curse you too
i'm gonna buy a chevy
and a new black ford
i'm gonna drop an engine
on my baby's front door
i invented asia
filled the sea of japan
sold egypt to the kaiser
crowned the shah of iran
the rooster crows at midnight
wolf howls at noon
smoke rising from the mountains
earthquakes on the moon
she took a hatchet from the window
cut her long yellow hair
lord i miss my baby
she gone off somewhere
the straight man's crazy
and the drunk man's sane
dreaming in a bed of cotton
on a saigon train