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Everyone knows what a hamster does
Or do you?
They stuff their little cheeks with their food pellets
And then poopoo
They drink from that water bottle thing over there
And they love it
They run in circles in a wheel that goes nowhere
Or does it??
Hamsters - they got something to hide
Hamsters - they got that secret life
Lets take a peek inside
Their wheels keep the Earth rotating on its axis
Auditing University of Phoenix classes
They do it for the knowledge, not the credit
Trolling the trolls who troll trolls on reddit
Reading off that newspaper lining their cage
Caught up on the world’s events a few days late
Building tiny cities underneath that mulch
Where they brainwash guinea pigs that join their cult
Hamsters - they got something to hide
Hamsters - they got that secret life
Trading some hard corn on the corn black market
Moving your car so you think you forgot where you parked it
Playing tiny call of duty on a playstation
Its preparation for that tiny invasion
Plotting their escape while enjoying origami
Flashing hand signals for the hamsterminatti
Jaywalking and robbing graves
Im sure they have pure motives, we just can’t understand their ways
Hamsters - they got something to hide
Hamsters - they got that secret life
Hamsters - every time you look away
Hamsters - more than meets the cage
