Today the High Castle
Welcomes the greatest
Tournament of our kingdom
Hundreds of knights come to fight
And the main prize is the princess's hand
I've been preparing for this showdown everyday
for fifteen years
And I almost see my dance with the princess
At the main disco of this decade
In the centre of the ring
There was a cruel show
People were thrilled
When someone was killed
The weak had found eternal rest
Leaving only the best of the best
I'm in the Last Duel
I'm holding my sword
My enemy is a strong and respected lord
People are chanting our names
And when the king says move
My strength will be proved
The life was really cruel in the Middle Ages
Filth, Disease, war, poverty, slavery
The one who was tougher than you, could kill you
But it wasn't that bad back at the time,
At least there was a band that played medieval groove