ALL:
We're all jammed in the car
And we're going really far
Driving deep into the trees
With hod dogs, chips and cheese
To make the week go quicker
We've packed a ton of liquor
Rye and Tropicana
We'll go totally BANANAS!
Spring break vacation is just
bling bling
'Cause something in this musky air
makes us want to sing
Cabin in the woods (oooh)
A cabin in the woods (yeah)
We're five college students on
our way to an old abandonded cabin
in the woods (oooh yeah)
ASH:
All my friends are here
For the best spring break of the year
Away from school and from S-Mart
A week way off the charts
LINDA:
A holiday with Ash
All that I'd ever ask
He's so cute and thin
And that's why
I love him
SCOTT:
This will be just like camp
But with a slutty tramp
In a few hours you will see me
Doing the nasty in a tree
SHELLY:
Scott's looking to get busy
But fresh air makes me dizzy
I'm so his perfect girl
Oh, look, there goes a squirrel!
CHERYL:
A week up in the woods of
pure tranquility
A chance for me to rest in a
nice facility
I came up to this cabin to read
and sleep and bake
SCOTT:
Hope our headboard rattlin' don't
keep your prude ass awake!
ALL:
Cabin in the woods (oooh)
A cabin in the woods (yeah)
We're five college students on
our way to an old abandonded cabin
in the woods (oooh yeah)
ASH:
This trip will be wacky fun
LINDA:
Seven days to snuggle my honey bun
SHELLY:
A week of drinking
SCOTT:
And premarital sex
CHERYL:
And tonight I'll make some snacks out of Hershey bars and Chex
ALL:
Listen to us now and make no mistake
We're gonna have fun 'cause it's
spring break
We'll pour, we'll score, we'll fall
flat on the floor
We'll do all this and a whole lot more
- in our
Cabin in the woods (oooh)
Cabin in the woods (yeah)
We're five college students on our
way to an old abandoned
cabin in the woods
Yeah (yeah)
We're five college students on our
way to an old abandoned
cabin in the woods
Cabin in the woods
Cabin in the woods
We're five college students on our
way to an old abandoned...
Cabin in the woods
