( Lonnie Ratliff / Rhonnie Scheuerman )
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I'M A CRACKER BARREL CONNOISSEUR
I'M A CRACKER BARREL CONNOISSEUR
I know where all the items are when I walk through the door
Country crafts, jams & candy all around the store
Children roaming everywhere, grabbing everything
The atmosphere is down home and makes me want to sing
(Chorus)
I'M A CRACKER BARREL CONNOISSEUR
I'M A CRACKER BARREL CONNOISSEUR
Waitress bring us tea and menus we're a hungry bunch
It seems like forever.... since we all had lunch
You kids eat your veggies and there's cobbler for dessert
Leave that waitress alone, Bubba, she don't want to flirt
(Chorus)
I'M A CRACKER BARREL CONNOISSEUR
I'M A CRACKER BARREL CONNOISSEUR
(Inst.)
A table by the fireplace, makes you feel at home
Music in the background our favorite country songs
Catfish, slaw and homemade soup that sounds good to me
I'm eatin' at the Cracker Barrel, I'm happy as can be
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I'M A CRACKER BARREL CONNOISSEUR
I'M A CRACKER BARREL CONNOISSEUR
I'M A CRACKER BARREL CONNOISSEUR
I'M A CRACKER BARREL I'M A CRACKER BARREL
YES I'M A CRACKER BARREL CONNOISSEUR.