[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles Of History
Genghis Khan Vs The Easter Bunny
Begin
[The Easter Bunny]
How you gonna battle
I invented hip hoppin
My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping
The Easter Bunny baby
I deserve to be arrogant
You ugly
Rapist
Pelt wearing barbarian
Uuuu, what you gonna do?
You’ve got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!
The Great Wall couldn’t keep you out of China
Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina
[Genghis Khan]
Ha, ha, ha, come on!
Your bunny ass about to feel the wrath of Kahn
Silly rabbit
You’ll need more than luck
You’ve got two giant ears
But can’t hear that you suck
I drive a Mongol hoard
Your army is weak
What?
You going to attack me with a posse of peeps?
I’ll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat
Then butcher your family
And make a new coat
[The Easter Bunny]
Take it easy baby
No need for this meanness
We should keep it peaceful
Homeboy
Jesus
I give people candy
You just like to pillage
Why don’t you get out of my face
And go back to your village
[Genghis Khan]
From Poland to Korea
I ravaged the land
Now my DNA’s in dudes
From New York to Japan
Hah!
Easter my ass
You’re not in the Bible
You’re a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial
