EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler...begin!
Adolf:
I'm Adolf Hitler - Commander of the Third Reich!
Little know fact: Also dope on the mic!
You are Vader...
With your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up
That burnt - ass face!
You have the force to move objects
I am a force truly evil
Even went dack in time
And turned you whack in the prequel!
Cause look at you,
You're not even a real person,
I preferred you in Spaceballs
The Rick Moranis version!
Vader:
You can't ryhme against
The dark side of the force
Why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom
Who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed off little prick
With a Napoleon dick!
You call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip!
You bitch...
Let me remind you who you're messing with
Everything that you did
I'm the mother fucker who invented it!
I'm the original Dark Lord
You're like the sorcerer's apprentice
My stormtroopers make yours
Look like someone
Took a piece of shit and cloned it.
Adolf:
You stink Vader
Your style smells like something sour.
You need to wash up, dawg here,
step in my shower.
I'll turned all your friends against you
Just my speeches breed haters.
What's your lightsaber VS a clan of all
Your white neighbors?
Vader:
Suck my robot balls!
Now take a step back
And let mw freeze yours off.
A little Carbonite bath
For your goose stepping ass.
We'll call my homeboy in Israel
See who got the last laugh!!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
