- Aaah, delicious
- Are you drinking again?!
- Uuh..What? Actually, no. This is apple juice
- You need to stop. You're Iron man!
- Whatever. You know, fine. I'm out of here
***
Iron Man’s wasted!
He is drunk again.
Seeing two of everything.
He is flying slowly.
Swerving side-to-side,
drinking a Tall Boy.
He pees in an alley.
Dances badly in a club.
Pets dogs until they bite him.
Slurps noodles at a Thai restaurant.
He texts ex-girlfriends.
Sings karaoke pretty bad.
Plays beer pong with a frat.
Draws a penis on somebody’s head.
He pukes in an Uber.
He starts a fight with a rando.
He gets a bad tattoo.
Then makes out with somebody gross.
He sleeps on the street.
That’s not a nap it’s just halftime.
Now the sun is up.
Stores are open, he wants more booze.
But he forgot his wallet.
Fuck that shit, he’s Iron Man.
So he robs them straight up.
Pounds tiny bottles in the parking lot.
Then he’s thrown in jail.
He’s rich as fuck so he makes bail.
Then a bender til he barfs!
Iron Man is drunk again!
