Hemingway was the greatest man
The world has ever known
He wrote he fought he drank alot
And called Cuba his home!
Hemingway once caught a fish
Except it was a Great White
Then he beat that shark in a game of cards
And fucked the shark all night
HEMINGWAY
HEMINGWAY
HIS WAY’S THE ONLY HEMINGWAY
HEMINGWAY HEMINGWAY
Drink and fuck and punch and write
and drink and fish and hunt
HEMINGWAY
Hemingway liberated Paris
It’s a trophy on his shelf
He pushed a tank into a lake
And punched Hitler himself
Hemingway had fifteen beards
Where most men have only one
One time he cut his finger off
And ate it when he was done
HEMINGWAY
HEMINGWAY
HIS WAY’S THE ONLY HEMINGWAY
THE OTHER AUTHORS
CAN RUN AWAY
Drink and fuck and punch and write
and hunt and fish and box and fight
HEMINGWAY
Hemingway married 40 girls
And loved each 100%
It has been said his dick was small
Or at the least was bent
But Hemingway didn’t give two fucks
He once ate a sheet of glass
Do a shot with him
Then search for truth
Before he knocks you on your ass
HEMINGWAY
HEMINGWAY
The only author worth reading in
High School
HEMINGWAY
HEMINGWAY
Hemingway
Drink and fuck and punch and write
And drink and fish, hunt and fight
Have 15 beards, cut off his finger
Liberated Paris, punched out Hitler
Drink and fuck and hunt and write
And fuck and fish, and the Spanish will fight
Had a tiny dick, ate a sheet of glass
He didn't' give a shit he could kick your ass
Fight and fuck and fuck and fight
Hunt and box and the Spanish will fight
Drinking, Fucking, Fishing, Writing
Fucking, Hunting, Drinking, Fighting
He’s the only one Hemingway!
YEAH!
