Been feelin' lost inside
Way down to my heart
I can't lie to my friends
Or it will drive us apart
I'm gonna stand my ground
I've finally realized what my life's about
Flapjacks and axes
Trees fallin' on the ground
I'm gonna be standing by you every time
Lumber sexual
That's what I am
I'm a lumber sexual
A lumber sexual man
I wanted to belong
Just hangin' with the guys
But that feeling's gone away
Now that I've got my lumber pride
I'm gonna stand my ground
I've finally realized what my life is all about
Flapjacks and axes
Trees fallin' on the ground
I'm gonna be standing by you every time
Lumber sexual
That's what I am
I'm a lumber sexual
A lumber sexual man
I've been lying for a friend
But deep down in my heart
I won't lie again
Because we know who we are
We're gonna stand our ground
We are lumber sexuals
And we are proud
Flapjacks and axes
Trees fallin' on the ground
We'll be standin' by you every time
Lumber sexual
That's what I am
Lumber sexual
I'm a lumber sexual man
If you're lumber sexual out there, don't be afraid.
Embrace it and let that plaid fly.
