Текст песни Юрий Хованский - Еслиб было море пива

I dream to the sea was a beer
Fun, cheerful, playful
It's great that I say
Beer from the sea to quench thirst.
I dream I'm alone, and especially
To splash in the sea gently roach
And so it was full of caviar
And that was not too salty
Etc:
If there was a sea of ​​beer
I would become a beautiful dolphin
If there was a sea of ​​vodka
Would I submarine

And if the sea is all of vodka
Then let them get divorced herring
And in addition it even cucumbers
On cucumbers and roach we specialists.

Etc.

Intellectual dreams of becoming a bottle
To burst into a beer can to the occiput
A cork stopper forever
And that is not never opened
The farmer wants to become a big wagon
Bagged selective moonshine
Large tank wants to be drunk
And that inside C2H5OH - alcohol!