Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice bitch,
you wanna play your cards with God and roll the dice bitch,
weeding out the weak with agriculture educational,
got me eating seeds and i aint talking bout felatio,
i'm crazy yo, got that technique stir fry chopstick asian flow,
i aint about the oven or the microwave grills
but i know a little bit about the culinary skills
required,
if you wanna roll with the frying pan,
gotta fry with the heart of a china man,
anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my dick
this shit tastes like vagina man
now i aint no gordon ramsey
but i make the best damn rice you pansies
a bitch like me came from japan see
coin slot eyes gonna drop the panties
so if you want a piece of this get in line you piece of shit
they just keep coming back for more you'd think jehova's witnesses,
they call me the grain man,
ancient ritual praying can,
help cook rice on a spiritual level for those willing and able to be the king of the table
huh
have some of my grain and i aint talking about the fucking headaches
you get on the morning after fridays
i throw this rice like bridesmaids
STIR, FRY X 8
CHIN CHIN X 8
