Текст песни Плохие Дядьки - Профессия

I wanted to become an astronaut to fly in space,
And like our American friends, raise your flag on the moon.
I wanted to become a programmer to create a personal website,
But for some reason he became a minister, how can you understand me?

Chorus:
The most difficult profession in the world is to be the President of Russia!
The greatest profession in the world is to be the President of Russia!
The most severe profession in the world is to be the President of Russia!
The most fucking profession in the world is being the president of Russia!

I wanted to be a footballer and play for the national team,
But I work as a taxi driver, I began to cut the chanson on the whole!
I wanted to be a musician and fly from stage to hall,
But it turned out - he became a courier, deliver sushi pizza!