Текст песни Пиражок - NoFX - My Vagina

My cunt has two lips
But the problem of menstruation is forgotten
No one has torn my pussy yet

There was a lot of extra skin in my cunt
And my dick looks like her already
Now I'm like VAS deferans !!!

The operation was successful
Now I have to piss - squat,
Remembering to lower the toilet seat
And I wipe my butt - hand forward, backward
I don't want to infect!

I didn't think I would miss him
But now I can chat with my boobs!
And lesbians are my friends

Operation, paid with full,
All my relatives are afraid for me:
They think I'm crazy, but I'm fine!
Even my brother is glad - he wanted to shove me in the ass.
There is nothing cooler than having your own pussy!