Текст песни Николай Бандурин и Михаил Вашуков - частушки-чернушки

We know a lot of ditties
Prick up your ears
To you Bandurin with Vashukov
The chernushka will sing

Once upon a time there was a grandfather and a woman
On the tenth floor
Since the elevator worked poorly
They have already died

Training for the sake of lying down
Under the tram indian yogi
The train flew into a ditch -
Dali Yoga Ten Years

I support Spartak
Anxious and passionate
And the neighbor got cancer
Over his grave

We bought Dust at the pharmacy,
Showered, tried!
All the neighbors were poisoned
And the bugs remained

I'm a neighbor on my birthday
Gave an electric blanket
A neighbor wrapped himself in a plaid -
And burned in the prime of life

On the bus site
Grandfather squeezed into a dumpling.
His body is all right
But does not breathe the third day

Once an artist for the people
I decided to write nature
I went to the forest, took an easel ...
The third year he is gone

I remember flying to TU
Drank water on board
And now in a glass of water
I put my teeth at night

They say for the elderly
Best sport - aerobics
So jogging
From retirement to the coffin

Long at sea divers
The crew was looking for nothing
Confused with salt powder
Kok from the big ship

Dropped from a helicopter
Drunk pilot
And it was not at the zoo
Hippo frisky ...

We left in the forest
City sausage.
Moose sniffed the sausage ...
I had to bury him