Текст песни Минусовка - Если бы парни всей земли

If the guys of the whole earth
You could choose brides for yourself,
What does each have to have one!
And only, only one at a time! And one at a time!
Guys, guys, it's up to you
Save mom from a heart attack!
Mom wants smart, gentle and beautiful -
This is what we are talking about!
Mom wants smart, gentle and beautiful -
This is what we are talking about!

If the girls of the whole earth
They would pack together and marry everyone,
Then all the guys would immediately become husbands,
And my son would be without exception!
Girls, girls, it's up to you
I will love my son!
We are from the most intelligent, gentle and beautiful
Let's make a wife.
We are from the most intelligent, gentle and beautiful
Let's make a wife.

If mothers of the whole earth
They could learn everything b their children,
That children would become smarter than mothers,
Would begin to teach them everything now!

Moms, moms, though we're not dads
But we will protect children with breasts
From random communication,
From emotional drama!
We will forgive them all!
Well, we want good!
We want good to them!
We want them well!