Текст песни Михаил Трегер - Бандерлоги

We are two-handed, we are two-legged, our name is Banderlog,
We do not sit in our den, we are always on the way.
We walk the most correct path, and few,
He can boast that he could keep up with us.

We solve all problems exclusively according to Brehm,
Without a doubt, we carry our heads light.
And what is there to think for a long time - blow, spit, shove in the face,
And we will gain the desired wisdom in an instant.

How good it is to be a monkey
How good it is to be a monkey
It is better to find borrowing without deception;
And you can’t forget
You will definitely become a monkey
If you regularly jump over the vines.

Both handsome and ugly, trust the cry of fashion
The Voice of True Freedom: "Be Like Everyone."
And in the face, and in the skin, even worse, but it seems
So the day has not been lived in vain, it means there is success.

Only a monkey's appearance will save you from decency,
We always keep our unshakable custom.
If you are like us, bipeds, if your brain is boring,
Come, Banderlog will receive you then.