Текст песни Марк Котляр - Лариса Ивановна Галабародька

Larisa Ivanovna Haloborodka
There was an ugly fat aunt
She worked as a janitor, lived without a registration
Had two super huge boobs

There was also a polka-dot ass in leggings
Two rolls like two agromous watermelons
Powerful legs and powerful arms
Larisa was breaking horseshoes out of boredom

But everyone dreamed of sneaking up to her
After all Galabarodka loved to fuck
And if you reach her heart
You can quickly part with virginity

You will come to her in the evening with booze and flowers
She will grab you by the pussy with her hands
And drags you like a dog to the bath
And we will not immediately get drunk
And in the bathroom Larissa let's undress
And let's kiss with tongues
And yells in your ear: Sex is not a story for you!
Sex starts with foreplay!

Then, as you wash yourself, it grabs your ear
And stroking your belly with your muzzle
Her loose belly is neatly trimmed
And Galabarodka pulls everything lower

And Galaborodka laughs like a demon
And now your nose is tickling
And so I have no idea where is the plus and where is the minus
You will find out who cunnilingus is
And after foreplay in a small bathroom
You finally go to the bedroom
And your heart beats wildly in your chest
From the realization of what lies ahead

And here in the twilight of a smoky bedroom
You portray yourself as sexy
But then they hit you in the head with a hard tit
Come on, put on a condom on a pipiski!

And finally your sword is ready for battle
And they can pierce the skins of enemies
But you understand to occupy the fortress
Larisa Ivanna needs to lift her belly!

And now, in a short and fabulous moment
You are already a mature man with experience
And next to it lies an ugly aunt
With a strange surname Galabarodka