Текст песни Марк Котляр - Джазисты и Камазисты

On the meadow solar radiant,
repitirovali jazz jazz musicians,
and a bit further in the bush shady
drank moonshine kamazisty.

kamazisty and appealed to jazz musicians
and asked them to clean Russian
they say, we play "Murka" three hundred
unless you're ananistov

Denied jazzmen kamazistam
Shove your ass myself three hundred
we're repitiruem in jazz interpretation of Liszt Ference
And by the way, we do not ananistov

exchanged glances among themselves kamazisty
and broad-shouldered people kamazisty
and broke into such jazz musicians,
it would be better if they played them, "Murka" three hundred

An hour later woke jazzmen
and called on the mobile of flutists
supposedly come quickly, and then we've got pussy kamazisty
Yes, and you will catch with him the harpist!

And they have spread to the shady bushes
Trooping jazzmen, harpists and flutists
and so napaddali kamazistam
and reminded them even three hundred

minute ochuhalsya kamazisty
yes they Che these jazzmen mazahistov?
And they called buldoziristam
Like, come and grab traktaristov

Meanwhile, in the radiant clearing
Sunbathing nude lesbians
And pulled lesbians to jazz musicians
Like type, we also do not like kamazistov

And there came out of the woods chippers
Woodman as one all homosexual!
And although they were closer spiritually jazzmen
But simpatishnye yet appeared kamazisty

Here guitarist known Uncle Dima walked out of the bar
In a pocket knife, and behind the hanging guitars
He looked closer and see right now will beat jazz
And I shouted: Guys, is not the time to suck each other members

 And here in the past the Armenians passed shesterhah
We saw that soon will fight - stood together
nor to those of any these no personal animosity
So we decided to put shaurmichku!

Here quietly went to the Synagogue Jews themselves
See ... will fight. Tucked away in a trench
Then another thought pokapashilis
And since no one had seen retired

Meanwhile, down the mountain climbers
And see climbers beat jazz musicians
And they took the climbers alpenshtoki
And grinned arrogantly straight into the face kamazistam

Suddenly out of the creek as the divers vyprugnut
They have long had something to say in the face of jazz musicians
Like are you rehearse four-something in the processing of sheet type
And we have not caught carp even yaytseglista!

And here are three crawled out of the bushes addict
And invited all kurnut little plan
And once all Nakuru, and there were two hundred men under
All tightened and suddenly froze on the spot

And a moment later everyone started hugging
Of the other hand to press and kiss
Then all together they began to undress
Someone suggested: But come on to swim!

So examples kamazisty and jazz musicians
So examples traktaristy and flutists
And homosexual friends and lisbiyanka
In our solar radiant, damn, clearing!