Текст песни А. Козлов и Андрей Макаревич - Мама, я жулика люблю...

Mom, I love the pilot !
Mom, I 'm going for the pilot .
He flies through the roof ,
Get more than a thousand .
Mom, I love the pilot !

Mom, I love to cook !
Mom, I 'll go for the chef ,
Cook making burgers,
" Olivier " and vinaigrettes .
Mom, I love to cook !

Mom, I love the doctor !
Mom, I 'm going for the doctor .
Doctor doing abortions
It sends the resorts .
Mom, I love the doctor !

Mom, I love the chauffeur !
Mom, I 'm going for the driver .
The driver drives a car ,
All pipiska in kerosene .
Mom, I love the chauffeur !