Текст песни Иван Павлов - Кнуты и пряники

The man who lived in isolation
Full of prohibitions and rules,
Lowering your hand with a whip,
We decided to give a carrot.
And he, remembering the old fable
About Karl and Clara
I wanted to know
What is it to rob!
And although science is not a book,
I studied the codes, found all the loopholes,
To make it easier to rob my neighbor,
After all, the neighbor will always answer last.
Began to spin in the right circles
I found out who to lick and whom to overturn,
Learned to slip into the back without a miss
And he remembered: “A hand washes a hand”!
Airplanes crashed, floors collapsed
Ships went to the bottom, the submarine sank.
It has become difficult to understand who asks for life,
And who asks for vodka.
Pluto moved farther away
After all, rockets, stations, shuttles, like everything,
Understood to nuts.
And the man, crowd of others with a whip,
I ate another gingerbread!

2014