Текст песни Задница Вани - Борщ как Борщ

I came into the dining room
I wanted to eat
it was cool
but violated klёvost
came two guys
and I said,
Describe
You eat what you give

thought and thought
...

I've been thinking
To tell the walrus
and finally I said,
Well soup like borsch

soup like borsch
soup like borsch
...

they said
Tell me more
and I say,
Well, what else?
Well soup like borsch
What is not clear
I replied to you
clearly and distinctly

Am I on the disabled look like?
I say clear soup like borsch
I have just opened your heart
said the fact that 10 years have saved up

you think you can better
but I'm not Alexander Pushkin
I say what everyone would have said
soup is not gorgeous, but do not mess

borscht just like a scarlet sail in the darkness
So you want me to tell you?
I believe that this is nonsense
borscht soup like my answer