Текст песни Евдокимов Евгений - Нас в семействе только двое

There are only two of us in the family,
But it's not hard to confuse us.
My brother Kolya and I were born
One day and one hour.

Mom screamed: Oh, God!
How similar, just horror.
Dad grunted: So what,
We'll figure it out, somehow.

But they can't figure it out
Mom and dad are thirty years old
Because my brother's face is
Absolutely my portrait.

Since childhood I endure resentment
But through no fault of their own.
Nikolai ate too much honey
And they gave me castor oil.

I treated a sore leg
Lay there for four days.
Nikolai teased the bulldog,
And the bulldog grabbed me.

When I grew up, I fell in love.
I tried for a whole year.
Nikolai came to get married.
My mother-in-law lives with me.

I'm afraid it wouldn't turn out badly -
Nikolai is a terrible rogue.
He will die - me alive
They will burn them in the crematorium.

But today I'm happy
Completely satisfied.
For the poems that Kolya writes,
The fee was sent to me.