Early in the morning I wake up and the day seems boring
There's nothing on today and all my friends have gone away
I guess I could go to clubs and dance
But the party is in my pants
I wonder what's going on down there
Now mum's coming down the stairs
Nobody likes them, they're such a pain
They last for hours and waste half your day,
Nobody likes them they're such a pain
They're gone in the night and live for the day
It's such an annoying task
The kind of thing that mum would ask
Like washing a car or sponge bathing grandma!
I wish it was a task that I could skip
But then I think that my pants would rip,
You just see some things protrude
And some people think that's rude