-eeeeeeeeeeeeerm
Euro 04 was bad for me
I passed the football staight to Henry
06 was worse, I missed a pen
Ronaldo winked at Rooney
-Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard!
Playing for England's been hard
You couldn't play with Frank Lampard.
Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard
Couldn't play with Lampard.
-Things then got worse for us, oh golly
Do you remember the wally with the brolly?
*Oh, yes*
Capello was next - no armband for me
He was bum-chums with John Terry
-Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard!
Some say that you've been immense
No success at big tournaments
Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard!
-Whose side are you on?
-No success at big tournaments
-Erm...
We needed a boss who we could trust
Style, flair and passion. All were a must
Instead we got him....
What more can I say?
At least, he made me capitan!
-Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard!
For England you've tried your best.
But you headed the ball to Suarez.
Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard!
- I've had enough of this!
- I'll call the RSPCA!!
