Lori she goes
Stuck on a tangent
The look of her clothes
Her new date replacement
She puts on a show
With some shallow statement
And then she said that he
Is super into me
She really knows
What’s on the inside
It’s not in her clothes
Or anything she buys
It’s in her soul
Not in the next guy
She’s just a beauty queen
Workin' at Burger King
She’s only 17
Lookin' for what love means
We are, we are
Hopeless romantics
Falling in love
Can’t understand it
We are, We are
Hopeless romantics now
Dean “the machine”
Talks with his biceps
Thinks he’s so sweet
As he puts in his reps
Thinks he’s a dream
Flexing his triceps
And then he said that she
Is super into me
He really sees
What’s on the inside
He’s no machine
Just another big guy
Maybe he dreams
That there’s more to this life
He’s only second string
Of the JV team
He’s only 23
Looking for what love means
I’d like to conclude
The moral to the story
Whether you’re a big dude
Or whether your name’s Lori