Текст песни 1488 и его друзья - Дрючил чаёк

somehow happened to meet a Frenchman
I just sailed to Paris for a load
when I saw him everything became clear
it seemed fun to talk to him

aggressive ducks gnawed my boat
a week screwed up seagulls for dead herring
slept under a layer of glass wool
I learned all the maths in French

on the eighth day a Frenchman found me
offered to eat a watermelon with him
took me to his apartment
but I brought a mortar with me

France is ruining people
makes them whores
the French themselves are Kazakhs
wear kumis and hats
I'm in the toilet
on mortar
here came the cunt
apartment

finally I washed myself in the shower with soap
the Frenchman made me drink butyl
put to sleep behind the wardrobe under the bed
but at night I pleased his mother

woke up very cheerful in the morning
and the Frenchman was very cold
at night he was bitten by a poisonous gull
and his mother took me a ticket to Jamaica

I was a great and tidy captain
at home I was famous for huge capital
now the Frenchie's mother wears my jersey
Oh yeah. i moved to jamaica