THE MOST INTERESTING MAN THE WORLD
EVEN CHUCK DOESN’T DARE DISAGREE
I CAN SPEAK FRENCH, IN RUSSIAN
DISCUSSIONS WITH ME ARE WORTH TEN YEARS
AT YALE UNIVERSITY
THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD?
SHARKS HAVE WEEKS DEDICATED TO ME
IF YOU MAILED A LETTER TO “MAN” IT WOULD CERTAINLY
REACH ME IN TIME BEFORE TEA
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER THINKS I’M A MYTH
MY BUSINESS CARD SAYS, “I’LL CALL YOU”
WHEN JESUS CHRIST CALLS ME HE USUALLY ASKS,
HEY MAN, (HEY) WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
I ONCE BIT ON CHARLIE’S FINGER
MY BLOOD SEEMS TO SMELL LIKE COLOGNE (COLON)
I ONCE HAD A STARING CONTEST WITH MYSELF,
AND ON THE FOURTH DAY, I WON
THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
YES I GUESS THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP
I WAS ONCE IN A BOAT AND WHILE SAILING AROUND
THE WHOLE PLANET I FOUND A SHORT CUT
THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
I’M THE LIFE OF ALL PARTIES I’VE MISSED
I ONCE PUNCHED A MAGICIAN...
That’s right. You heard me.
THE MOST INTERESTING MAN
IN THE WORLD
