In other circumstances you might fail
'Cause I know you don't have a beaver tail
You're not a platypus
But I'm gonna see you sweat...
All: Milk!
Cowling: We're gonna see how much you can take
I'm gonna work you through your union break
You squeeze a silkworm, what'cha think you're gonna get?
All: Silk!
But I know a way we can make you a warrior
Even though now you're a wuss
It's the Way of the Platypus!
But that's just the general information. Here's some of the specific things you can look forward to in your workout...
Your gonna run up a ramp with two buckets of water
Swing over muck for some reason
At some point you'll drop to your knees when it's rainin'
And look up into the sky-y...
You'll stand on a post with your arms out
Hey, these flowers are way out of season
You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man
and move big heavy things with your mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ind...
But I know a way, we can make you a warrior
Even though now you're a wuss
It's the Way of the Platypus!
It's the Way of the Platypus!
