Eeny meeny miny massacre
Catch a tiger by the phalanger
Victims sealed up in a little pouch
Open it again and roll 'em out
Say whatever I say
We are identical twins
It never happened
Start it before it begins
One thing is a cousin to another
Uncle's monkey's son and rudeboy brother
Ska-in-law & order, order out
Out a gay and fake a name to tout
Say whatever I say
We are identical twins
It never happened
Start it before it begins
My favorite t-shirt was the one we wore to college
My favorite teacher was the one with the frown, with the hair
And though you load me onto docks with salvaged luggage
I never was inclined to sink, or to link lick to spit
Saliva diaries of judges' umbrage, bummer
But by the book, a cook could look at the time on a lime
Oven Dutch insomuch as under rumpled number
And back in Holland holler
"Watch
Hot
Botch and rot"