Homer:
Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty-thingy too?
The Garbage Man!
Trash Men:
Yes the Garbage Man Can!
Homer & Trash Men:
The Garbage Man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you.
Marge:
Who can take this diaper?
Trash Man:
I don't mind at all!
Wiggum:
Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The Garbage Man!
Trash Men:
Yes the Garbage Man can.
U2:
The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes
Courteous and easy-going
U2 & Trash Men:
They'll mop up when you're over flowin'!
Bono: And tell you when your arse is showin'!
Apu:
Who can?
Sideshow Mel:
Who can?
Flanders:
Who can?
Oscar:
Who can?
All:
The Garbage Man can!
Bart and Lisa:
Coz he's Homer Simpson, man!
All:
He cleans the world....for....you!
