They call him Robocop
His real name is officer bob
Drives a k9 car with a stolen dog
Drinks cough syrup from a coffee cup
Wanders the streets in a robo-tripping stupor
Drinking cough syrup makes him feel super
Hassles young kids like the dick he is
Thinkin his drink is the nectar of pixies
Ya bobby is a fucking mess
but his worst days are better than your best
Ya bobby’s got a Kevlar vest
and it keeps the robotussin off his chest
They call him Robocop
Pull you over for a rolling stop
Confiscate all your coke and pot
He’ll still cold cock you with his ice cold glock
He doesn’t look like alex j. murph
He doesn’t care about catching the perp
All he wants is a cold sizzzryup
He can’t even wait till he gets off work
Ya bob’s got a long list of problems
And hes using robotussin to solve them
With a bottle in his hand, old bob has got a plan
Maybe he should join a straight edge band, with marker on his hands
