i want a tragic death
some rookie cop to see my last breath
car crash wouldn't hurt just get me in the dirt real quick
and I went to Lowe's
they had a sale on some good strong rope
adios to this life, they only let me use plastic knives
and I think I broke your fence watching you undress last night
chalk this up for defeat
i'm stuck here with these bleacher seats
i wrote a suicide note
but i left it in a different coat
and i would have regrets if it wasn't for the Mets in '86
how hard could it be trying to OD with some decency
and i'm done with this world
all this cause i can't get the girl
and i think i broke your fence watching you undress last night
chalk this up for defeat
i'm stuck here with these bleacher seats
and i think i broke your... i think i broke your...