Oh Once is the Malt Liquor
One gets you drunker quicker
One comes in bottles or cans
BEER
Can't get enough of it
BEER
How we really love it
BEER
Makes me think I'm a man
BEER
I could kiss and hug it
BEER
But I rather Chug it
BEER
Put my belly up to here
BEER
I could not refuse it
BEER
I could really use a beer a beer a beer
Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve pack with my dad (Burrrrrp)
That's my son who drunk a manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
Here have some pretzels
No! I'll call it quits
Those things give me the Shwitz
Drinkin with your family
Drinkin with your friends
Drink till you're fat
Stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you
We like to drink till we spew
EW
Who cares if we get fat
I'll take to that
As we sing once more
Oh Once is the Malt Liquor
One gets you drunker quicker
One comes in bottles or cans
BEER
Can't get enough of it
BEER
How we really love it
BEER
Makes me think I'm a man
BEER
I could kiss and hug it
BEER
But I rather Chug it
BEER
Put my belly up to here
BEER
I could not refuse it
BEER
Call the authorities
Pour it down for me
BEER
Do it for me
BEER
Brew it for me
BEER
Feed it to me
BEER
Speed it to me
BEER
The most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY (Burrrrrp)