Once there was a guy who drank so hard - SO HARD
He was not very old, not very smart - NOT SMART
He drank all through the day
He drank all through the night
And now he doesn't drink -
He died at thirty-nine.
Once there was a guy who smoked a lot - A LOT
He even tried some weeds and tried some pot - SOME POT
He fought a deadly cancer
Nothing he could do
And now he doesn't smoke -
He died at thirty-two.
Once there was a guy who scored chicks - SOME CHICKS
And every other night he showed them tricks - SOME TRICKS
A very jealous husband
A pistol in his hands
And now he doesn't score -
Was shot at twenty-eight
© Aleksandr Imaykin