Текст песни Даниил Хармс - Как новая идея ошарашивает

I
WRITER:: I am a writer!
READER:: And in my opinion, you are shit!
(The writer stands for several minutes, shocked by this new idea and falls dead. He is being carried out.)

II
ARTIST:: I am an artist!
WORKER:: And in my opinion, you are shit!
(The artist immediately turned pale, like a canvas, And like a cane swayed And died unexpectedly. They carry him out.)

III
COMPOSER:: I am a composer!
VANIA RUBLEV:: And in my opinion, you are shit!
(The composer, breathing hard and donkey. He is suddenly taken out.)

IV
CHEMISTER:: I'm a chemist!
PHYSICIAN:: And in my opinion, you are shit!
(The chemist did not say another word and collapsed heavily to the floor.)