Текст песни ДАБЛ ФАК Ю - В саду дивно пахнуло яблоней

The garden smelled wonderful of an apple tree
And the tulips have already faded.
You were an angelic creature
And the object of earthly love.

I called you out on dates
And I bought you sweets.
You said call me Tanya
Well, I called myself Kostya.

I smeared myself before you
I didn’t spare myself for you,
That I love you proved everything
I didn’t even dare to pull with you.

But the sidekick told me the news,
That you do not sleep alone at night.
This news is like a ivushka twig
I whipped me in the balls.

So why did I try to be a baker,
Why did you take the first grade flour?
I believed you so! Like a pharmacist!
But you sat ass on the cake.

On the watch ticking by midnight
At your front door I stand ...
As you can see, with some bastard
You are going to drink coffee.

Not anywhere, on the floor to you
The elevator with you is lurking,
"Well, khan to him," hiss to himself.
After that - at least a scaffold. "

I made the door flimsy
He ran and hit between noooooog
Cavalier sprout low
I could not do anything.

He didn’t grab hold of the valuable,
Not yelling like a pig for slaughter.
My mind foamed
And I repeated the feint with my foot.

But there was no reaction again
And I took his breasts ...
And palpation surgery
Has dotted the "and".

That was a woman, Lenka Shitova,
Suits pink as apple-tree flowers.
Seduced by shaved pussy
My earthly object of love.