Biking down the road
Terry keeps his clips on
Good advice from dad
"Always wear your clips, son"
Pity that he's dead
Buried with his clips on
Terry is a clean young man
But next door think he's weird
His idiaminosyncraties are stranger than my beard
And if he's strange - he won't change - he won't change
When he rides to work
Terry keeps his clips on
Like any other bloke
Terry keeps his clips on
Slaving at the bench
Terry keeps his clips on
Quiet in the gents
Terry keeps his clips on
Oh Terry, Oh Terry, why why why
Why don't you behave like normal people do-do-do-do-do
why why why
When he goes to bed
Terry keeps his clips on
More advice from dad
"Only take your boots off"
Bending for the soap
Terry keeps his clips on
Afterwards a *** - Terry has a good cough
Terry is an upright chap
And seldom is he rude
Because he keeps his clips clamped on
He's never in the nude
And if that's strange - he won't change - he won't change
25 hours a day
Terry keeps his clips on
Any other way... no
Terry keeps his clips on
Let me tell you why
Terry keeps his clips on
As his dad would say - "To stop those wasps and creepy crafties crawling up your trousers!"
When he mows the grass
Terry keeps his clips on
Protects his private parts - "All the wasps can bzzz off"
Terry keeps his clips on
Terry keeps his clips on
Terry keeps his clips on
Terry keeps his clips on
Terry keeps his clips on
Terry keeps his clips on
Terry keeps his clips on
