uncle gretchen
used to be uncle greg,
now he is in the kitchen,
givin all her friend's head
and i don't really think that she seems to mind
and i don't really think she's the same guy
uncle gretchen
uncle gretchen
-pls don't make her sad
uncle gretchen
-pls don't make her mad
my aunt alice,
she's feelin crazy now
she's in her only palace,
and it is crumblin down
and i don't really think that she seems to mind
and I don't really think that she's gotta mind
uncle gretchen
uncle gretchen
-pls don't make her sad
uncle gretchen
-pls don't make her mad