Gatsby:
Did you receive an invitation to challenge the MC?
Excuse my manners old sport, I’m Gatsby!
I don’t plan to agree so leave your contracts
In your playroom’s toy chest before ya’ comeback
Got more than Roaring Twenties in my pocket
You couldn’t even finish Harvard economics!
I'll leave you Freed if you excuse my greed
and admit that it's time you submit to me
So Steele yourself, cuz you're a bad West Egg
Believe me, I know a lot about bootlegs
That’s how I Rolls-Royce when I drive through the ash
and beat you up ceaselessly into the past
I'm prevailin', Trevelyan, so let it sink in
Your fortune only came from picking up Lincolns
And no fanfiction that they give the green light
Will convince me you're not just black and white
Grey:
Hold on Jay, let's slow this down
Mr. Grey will diss you now
You better not get too Carraway'd
because when it comes to rap, I dominate
and you'd make a doctor's billboard weep
while I take the time to leave my rhymes deep
inside both your mind and my Red Room
flayed Fifty Shades of black and blue
I'm pumped up, lusting for a win
You're a friendless fat cat and loose Bu-cannon
The Jazz Aged Gatz and turned potential
into a most fatal case of Affluenza
Quit ruining parties, Prohi-bitchin to Tom
or I'll leave your Egg cracked like my whore of a mom
It just goes to show I've got the love of the ladies
Since you're in the pool yet we're BOTH pushing Daisies
Gloop:
Guten tag! I’ve won a golden ticket to whoopassery!
And Grey, despite the name, keep your Willy out this factory!
Too Hungary to focus on your cheating and effrontery
I’m clod stopping, Everlasting on this track and in my gluttony
And like blueberries, I’m popping corporate egos to get justice
With no mother here to say “save rhymes for later, Augustus”
You’ve both lost your man cards, so get chewed out, mastication!
Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure annihilation!
Sawyer:
Who let the pig out of his pen? Oop, it’s just Augustus Gloop
Guess I’m too slothful to tell a petting zoo from an obese nincompoop
In this rap and the in factory I guess you were the first to choke
Man it seems you’re really fudged just like the Oompa Loompa’s hoped
Learn to chew and rhyme, you’re not getting enough time to breathe!
How can you come out on top while you can’t see what’s underneath?
When I grab the mic you’re bound to make like the tube and suck it
Until your diabetes gets you and you kick the Charlie Bucket
Macbeth:
It’s my fate to keep you like my bodyguards in the foyer
You’ll be tilted, italics, when [Exeunt, today’s Tom Sawyer!]
You’re all whitewashed up, but this Scot’s got it on Loch!
With lines as intricate as MacDougal’s cave to leave you lost!
While you’re hypnotizing children to go do your work instead
I’m just here wishing that it was destiny that you stayed dead
You envy me? I’m dastardly! Just ask all those I’ve slayed!
Succumb to your MacDaddy! Thou’ve just been Scottish Played!
White:
Your tragedy is written! Something wicked this way crumbles
Baby, be prepared to drown in blood, bent over, double doubled!
Your awful tests and rotten quotes make me wish I was illiterate
Thus I’m causing more death than a tale written by an idiot
So out, out you damned spot, and face my wrath at last!
It could only take the Whitest heart to taint a prom so black
Toil and trouble as fire burns and I ascend to queen
So whipped by your missus; it should be easy to come bow to me!
Frankenstein:
My rhymes are alive! Cower to my power, Frankenstein!
Playing God, the aramanthine Victor knows naught but true pride!
I’d say take a shower to vash up, but even that’s been drenched in blood
Quit spewing out that rancid flow, go take your mouth and plug it up!
This is the valiant work of science, there’s no place for little witches
Cause I listened to your verse and now I’m the one left in stitches!
Not even your mother loves you, Monster! You’re thunderstruck, electrified!
No one will know your name once I leave you like her, crucified!
